istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

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July 27th, 2014 // 799,841 notes

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

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July 27th, 2014 // 190,638 notes
verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day
englland:

sexting
unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.
badgerpunx:

reddlr-trees:

Just found out I’ve never made it past a [5]

Sad it’s pretty hard to pass 4 now :’( but then again i haven’t tried getting destroyed in forever… oh man want some now
bl-ossomed:

Me